Tag Archives: Greyhound

What is it about Freda?

Some time ago I posted about a gorgeous Greyhound called George, who was a talented singer. When Pearl saw his video she fell in love, and he’s been her idol ever since. Recently George came to stay with Snip and Freda, and … Continue reading

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One Foot In Storyland

“A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity.” – Franz Kafka As a Literary Lurcher I love to write, but I can only do it through Annabelle, via smellepathy. When Annabelle is busy writing her own stuff, I don’t get … Continue reading

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Things I’ll Never Say When I’m Old Part 2: Millie’s List

“I’m getting too slow for zoomies on the beach.” “Why chase rabbits when we get perfectly good meals at home?” “These young bitches can be so unladylike.” “In my day we only got leftovers to eat.” “Since when did dogs … Continue reading

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Why Are People So Bored?

Annabelle has started writing a new book. It’s about magic (of course!) and ghosts. There are loads of books about ghosts, because human beings love to be scared. We dogs can’t understand this; we hate being scared, so why do … Continue reading

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I’m so over that boy… not!!

Snip’s folks Jan and Alain are fostering a young black Lurcher called Freda who is by all accounts a nymphomaniac, and – somewhat unsurprisingly – she has been fully accepted into Snip’s crew. Pearl is insanely jealous, and the first time … Continue reading

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Brother From Another Mother

No, you’re not seeing double – the one on the left is Tommy, Snip’s new BFF. Tommy is a young black Lurcher who lives with one of our neighbours, and he and Snip have become best buddies. Tommy hero-worships Snip, … Continue reading

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Trump

Sorry to disappoint you, but this post isn’t about that guy with the funny hair who’s such a sore subject with people at the moment. Today I want to focus on something that’s a sore subject with us dogs. Yes, … Continue reading

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Past it at 12?

We’re trying to practise acceptance in our house at the moment. At least, Annabelle and I are trying to practise it – Pearl doesn’t need to, as things are going pretty well for her right now. She’s finally succeeded in … Continue reading

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#JusJoJan 8th: Spirit in the Sky

The other day we were at Snip’s house and the humans were talking about Snip’s predecessors Owain and Jack, who’ve both crossed the Rainbow Bridge. When Pearl and I were walking Annabelle home afterwards we saw a cloud shaped exactly … Continue reading

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We know it’s Christmas, so where are our presents?

Humans love to surprise each other at Christmas, but it’s hard to surprise us dogs because we can smell your thoughts. For instance, we know Annabelle is feeling very smug because she thinks she’s finished her Christmas shopping early for … Continue reading

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