Things I’ll Never Say When I’m Old Part 2: Millie’s List

“I’m getting too slow for zoomies on the beach.”

“Why chase rabbits when we get perfectly good meals at home?”

“These young bitches can be so unladylike.”

“In my day we only got leftovers to eat.”

“Since when did dogs need psychologists?”

“I remember when a dog had to work for a living.”

“I seem to live in the vet’s these days.”

“Poo bags? What’s that all about?”

“When I was a pup, dogs did not wear coats.”

“You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.”

What d’you mean, “when” you get old?