Too Many Pee-Mails

We storyhounds are an invaluable resource for writers of fairy tales, fantasy and the supernatural because we can astral project to other dimensions and bring back vital nuggets of information.

Astral grey

Working alone, a single storyhound – or even a pair – can only gather a certain amount of material, so it’s important to exchange information with other hounds working in the same field. That’s where pee-mails come in.

M and P in Ilston Woods 2

We build our network by subscribing to messages from other storyhounds with similar interests. We pick up the pee-mails when we’re out and about, and pass the information on to our author humans via smellepathy.

When Annabelle was writing Gateway to Magic and The Slapstyx, we gathered facts about fairies…

Ilston May 005

…and mermaids.Hovis 003

Now Annabelle is writing a supernatural story, we’ve started following hounds who explore the spirit world.Graveyard Fairy

Lately, though, we’ve run into difficulties. We’re following so many storyhounds that our pee-mail inbox is overflowing and we have to check virtually every blade of grass. It’s all too easy to be distracted by material that has no connection with our specialist subject, and we’re even getting messages from dogs who just want to sell us stuff.

I'm sure this is spam

I’m sure this is spam

This deluge of pee-mail slows down our walks considerably. It also slows down Annabelle’s writing as it takes so long to sift out the relevant information for her research.

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 So our message to the dogosphere is, don’t feel bad if we don’t follow you. It doesn’t mean we don’t like you, but there are only so many pee-mails we can read in a day.

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10 Responses to Too Many Pee-Mails

  1. jjspina says:

    Sweet dogs! They certainly do a lot of traveling around with their noses to the ground. Lol! 😘

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  2. Pee-mails…too funny! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  3. Our noses are our smartphones! Millie xx

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  4. Pee-mails! That’s so true yet so funny. Sometimes I wish I was a dog so that I could discover as much about the rest of my world as dogs do, through my nose. Gawd knows i have a big enough snout to do it!

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  5. I reckon mine is bigger! 😉

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  6. Love the line about the spam. Classic!

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  7. Shame it wasn’t the canned meat version – we love that! 😉

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  8. Oh Jack Henry and Hubble can definitely relate-both have to *read* every piece of p-mail and it does slow things down considerably–Good luck with your writing Annabelle–it is good to know that you have such outstanding social secretaries to deal with the day-to-day stuff! 🙂

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  9. Thank you! I just wish they’d do the housework as well – I’d get a lot more writing done then!

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